Shame Shave

When you see a beard that's way awesomer than yours will ever be and you subsequently shave off your own.

Frank: Dude, where's your beard?

John: I went to the World Beard Championships.

Frank: So, you shame shaved?

John: I don't want to talk about it.

by BeardMan May 25, 2012

no-shave shame

noun- the feeling of shame and embarrassment a woman feels after she hooks up with a man when she decided not to shave or groom herself down there.

Typically the woman will not shave to prevent herself from being slutty but then she decides to shack up with a guy for the night anyways. She then regrets her decision not to shave.

Ashley, " Are you just getting home from Kyle's place?"

Katie, " Yeah I wasn't planning on hooking up with anyone so now I have a serious case of no-shave shame.

Ashley, "Guess you better hop in the shower and remedy that situation for tonight!"

by DatBecky November 7, 2010

shame saver

a boring story or trivial remark to prevent an embarrassing silence

remember: the most boring shit gets exciting when it is a shame saver

"Everybody was about to go embarrassingly quiet but Tom shamesaved us with a story about him waiting for 2 hours at the doctor."

"I misapplied a shame saver last night. It turned out people just smoked too much pot."

by Gustaphe August 24, 2012

Shave / Shave Off

To disregard something or not do it. To ignore a situation or person.

1 - " I shaved off my meeting this morning "
2 - " I shaved off my morning jog to sleep in "

by M Long / T Holmes October 5, 2004

Shave or No Shave

When a group, normally males, discusses whether a girl shaves her Vagina or not, it is normal to give a reason why.

Sean: Chelsea, shave or no shave?

Brett: Definatly not, she's to greasy to do it.

by skinny.boy September 26, 2009

hem shave

Shaving your legs only up to where the top of your hemline reaches due to lack of time, laziness, or because you never wear pants that are any shorter.

I had to hem shave last night because I didn't have time before my date.

That's nasty.

by Yogurt86 March 7, 2011

shave tail louie

" Shave tail " was a term originally used in the 19th century among U.S. cavalry regiments. Newly assigned cavalry troopers were given horses with a shaved tail, to let other troopers know that the rider was dangerously inexperienced, and should be given extra room to maneuver during training. " Louie " is a nickname for lieutenant, the lowest ranking, and least experienced, rank among U.S. Marine Corps officers."

In Avatar, "Colonel Quaritch mentions that being on Pandora made him feel "like a shave tail Louie."

by Kiwi.baby April 19, 2018