Definitions by BeardMan

Shame Shave 

When you see a beard that's way awesomer than yours will ever be and you subsequently shave off your own.

Frank: Dude, where's your beard?

John: I went to the World Beard Championships.

Frank: So, you shame shaved?

John: I don't want to talk about it.

Shame Shave by BeardMan May 25, 2012

muse 

A tall blonde chick from the arm pit of America also known as New Jersey. Generally drives a chyrsler and is always being confused with a tall building.

Hey! whats that building over there? oh wait... its muse

muse by beardman April 29, 2005

wanker 

a football (soccer) official

the referer's a wanker

wanker by beardman September 17, 2003