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Shakespeare'in 

Sex so good it causes seizures.
Me and my girl were going going at it last night and next thing I know I'm in the hospital. Apparently her pussy was so good it caused me to have a seizure. She called it "shakespeare'in"
Shakespeare'in by Swooshmandm April 28, 2015
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Shakespeare In The Park 

1. Any number of independent acting troupes which put on interpretations of Shakespeare's plays in local parks during the Spring, Summer, and early Autumn months. Often a great place for a date or to catch some local culture.

2. A large group of incredibly incompetent, self-absorbed people that have no consideration of others. Generally with inflated egos and the Peter Principle is at work, believing they are master of their craft when really, they are babytown frolics and cannot go out reliably without soiling themselves.
My wife and I met at a Shakespeare In The Park event.

Management is a prime example of Shakespeare In The Park, they have no idea what is going on and I am pretty sure the CEO shat himself in the last board meeting.

inner Shakespeare 

Something you unleash as you coin a new slang word to be submitted to UrbanDictionary
After brainstorming with my friends all night, I finally unleashed my inner Shakespeare and created a new term that perfectly captures our inside jokes!
inner Shakespeare by Emotional Cruiser September 20, 2025

Shakespearience 

A bibliography of the various William Shakespeare works which one has read, heard, seen or otherwise ingested into one's brain. Literally: experience of Shakespeare.
Rosecrantz: So, what's your Shakespearience?

Guildenstern: Um... Romeo And Juliet, a sonnet or two, and that Simpsons re-enactment of Hamlet...

Shakespearing 

Self-gratification in a noble manner. The act of nobly "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.
I started Shakespearing since when I was 12 (yeah, I'm sure you wanted to know that) since then I have Shakespeared at least once a day.
Shakespearing by Asty March 29, 2020

Shakespearean sex 

Sex which is, "full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing."
I had Shakespearean sex last night. No, I don't plan to call her, either.
Shakespearean sex by Copernichris November 22, 2011

Shakespearing 

the verb that describes the act of someone, who is madly in love to the point where it becomes overly dramatic and obsessive, and they start talking like shakespeare would have
1: "Thou hast stolen my heart, you fair angel from the heavens!"
2: "woah calm down you're shakespearing
Shakespearing by Jmanfh November 18, 2013
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