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Shakemilk 

Me: "Hey, where's my shakemilk?"
Friend: "Excuse me?"
Shakemilk by lol_itssarah November 13, 2019
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shakemia 

Very smart. Outgoing and pretty as ever. Goddess of sex. Easy to talk to. Nicest person until you piss her off. Very loyal and can be really stubborn . Usually have an really cute shape and nice butt.
Shakemia is so pretty but her attitude can be ugly
shakemia by Smart Mommy November 24, 2021

shakezilla 

He is the mic rulah

the old schoolah

If you wanna trip,

he will bring it to ya
Shakezilla in da house
shakezilla by shakezilla2 January 31, 2004

Shakemia 

Shakemia is a very caring girl, When she’s in a relationship she cares too much for her partner, she loves a guy who cares and loves her back the same way she does to him. Shakemia is a very cute girl and she can be sexy with her partner whenever she wants. She is very sensitive too and likes boys that are athletic.
Wish I was Shakemia!

Shakemia gets all the guys!
Shakemia by Smart Mommy November 24, 2021

snakemilker 

If you grab life by the balls, then it's nothing to grip a snake by the neck and milk its fangs for every drop of venom - leaving it meek, harmless and limp. A snakemilker ain't for the average man. More like a bad ass who takes his lady to a cage fight on the first date. The type of man who cleans his own wounds, inks his own tattoos and drinks NOS like it's water in the Mojave. A snakemilker ain't in it for the fame. He ain't in it for the hype. And he damn sure ain't in it for the money. That's bull. He's in it for the scars, the war stories, the respect. So here's to those unsung hereos who don't give two fangs what some poodle groomer thinks. The ones who look back on life with pride, knowing they kicked ass when all was said and done.
"My daddy'll whoop your daddy's ass, cause my daddy's a snakemilker and your daddy's a Beach Scavenger."

"He had the scars of a snakemilker, the ears of a cage fighter and the handshake of a cowboy. That's a man who lived life."
snakemilker by One and done. April 14, 2014
Kind,loving, loyal, smart and beautiful girl.
Has a touch of every emotion in her and always speaks the truth. Rarely has beef or any problems, is liked by everyone. Always there to help someone else in need and is a good listener. Is in love with their work and tries their best to keep at work and not get unfocused.
Get a Shakeila , they're always on top!
shakeila by Walrus2021 November 22, 2021
Shakeil is a handsome, fashionable, honest straightforward guy. He is a lover of life and brings joy to those around him. Shakeil can be a sweetheart and genuine soul but don’t cross him for his wrath is like an aggressive tide.

World traveler, lover of nature, creative and energetic is all that is Shakeil.
Shakeil is coming to slay!
Shakeil by Dondonald Jr. November 24, 2021
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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