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Shaggy Syndrome

The so-called "illness" in which someone can consume an astronomical amount of food, and in the process, gain little to no weight to show for it.
Dude, did you seriously eat that entire pizza? You're a beanpole!

I got a case of shaggy syndrome, man.
by Roundeye April 12, 2010
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Saggy Ball Syndrome

When a man's wrinkly scrotum dangles and swings much lower than any testicles ever should.

skin tight faggy emo jeans will not help this syndrome
When Shaquanda Latifa Jackson worked as a CNA at Shady Acres Retirement Home, she witnessed many instances of Saggy Ball Syndrome as she changed adult diapers all day.

Guy in crappy local band:
"Maybe if I get a lot of awesome ass tattoos, the bitches in my love life won't be so aware of my Saggy Ball Syndrome"
by BallJ0ckeyTitsMcGee March 3, 2010
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Saggy dick syndrome

Me: Aye u see my boy Trevor over there?
You: Ya?
Me: That motherfucker got saggy dick syndrome from fucking a saggy puss.
by sexhaver_69_420 November 29, 2021
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Saggy Butt Syndrome

When the seat of your jeans is baggy so it makes you look like you have a saggy diaper. Can be fixed by buying a better fitting pair of pants that hugs your butt.

Can be abbreviated as SBS.
-Dude, you see that chick?
-Yeah man, either she needs to hit the gym or those jeans are just giving her Saggy Butt Syndrome!
by Gilli2 July 4, 2010
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Saggy Butt Syndrome

When a person who has a big butt does not wear pants that hug their butt enough and it makes their but look saggy.
Person 1: " did you see that girls butt?"
Person 2: " yeah, those pants are doing nothing for her butt she has a serious case of Saggy Butt Syndrome."
by Skulls_and_Roses October 22, 2015
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Saggy middle syndrome

The vacuous middle of a story where stuff just happens for no reason. It's just filler at best.

There are no stakes or motivations. Just murder and death. Eventually a cool pay off in the end.
Bleach is a cool anime but the story wears itself thin to the point of saggy middle syndrome.
by Chevyman95 September 29, 2021
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Saggy Ass Syndrome

Used for jeans or shorts, it's when they wrinkle and/or are not tight-fitting around your butt, making your butt look saggy and unflattering.
Ugh, these jeans don't fit. They're giving me Saggy Ass Syndrome.
by anonymous April 11, 2023
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