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Rusty Shackelford 

Dale Gribble's fake name on King of the Hill. Whenever you want to allude that you don't want your real identity to be known for something, say you are "Rusty Shackelford".
Cop: I am going to have to give you a ticket for being drunk and disorderly, what is your name?
You: My name is... Rusty Shackelford. Shackelford, Rusty.
Rusty Shackelford by jerkoff April 18, 2005

ashleigh shackelford 

A fatass racist who believes that all white people are "racist demons" that are "inherently racist and can never not be racist." She also begs for money and says anyone who doesn't is a racist and that donating to her "poor oppressed insert 20+ minority groups here self" somehow makes you less racist. She then spends all the money she gets on massive amounts of food, becoming more and more obesse. She also glorifies obesity by promoting false psudoscisnce that says that "being severely obesse is perfectly healthy" and pretends to be trans just so she can feel more oppressed, putting down trans people in doing so. (If she was actually a trans man she would take effects to appear less feminine due to dysphoria, but she doesn't) She even owns a propaganda network that promotes unhealthy lifestyles (obesity) and illegal activties. (like sex work and drug use) So TLDR, she is a racist, a scammer, a liar, a conspiracy theorist, a sexist, a transphobe, and just overall a terrible person.
"ashleigh shackelford is the most racist person in the last 10 years. And yes, she is more racist than Trump."

trysten shackelford 

The best guy around...he is funny, loyal, and not just a good friend, he is amazing kisser. Hes the best person i have ever met. He may never read this but at least it is out here for him. I love you trysten and i help you see this one day!!!!!!!
There is no example for Trysten Shackelford beides a hot looking guy!!

Rusty Shackleford

Alias used by the government paranoid Dale Gribble, Hank Hill's friend on the animated series 'King of the Hill'. He also claims to own Shackleford's birth certificate.
"No, wait! Rusty Shackleford wants a pizza!" - Dale Gribble
Rusty Shackleford by AngeFaitore November 13, 2004

Shawn shackleford 

That crazy bastard just went shawn shackleford.
Shawn shackleford by bobbyh69 November 30, 2016

Ted Shackleford 

The man in the yellow hat from curious George.
That guy Ted Shackleford is so sexy, I nut the second I see him
Ted Shackleford by Scruggssa September 18, 2019
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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