ShLunch 

shit lunch

Far out, the caterers provided such a shlunch today

ShLunch by gesse September 18, 2018

Shpunch 

Verb - The act of punching someone in the shoe.

Shoe + Punch = Shpunch

Most people will shout this phrase out either before during or after the action of a shpunch.

Pauli: Yo Stew watup?
Stew: SHPUNCH!!!!!!!
(Stew Punch's Pauli in the Shoe leaving his foot in great pain)
Pauli: Aw shit!!! That hurt like a mother fucker!!

Sam shpunched Tony so hard that Tony's foot exploded.

If Abraham doesn't shut his mouth I'm gona shpunch his foot back to the 4rth grade!

Shpunch by Jason Spazington October 4, 2009

Slunched

A combination of slouching and hunching usually brought on as a result of excessive consumption of alcohol or narcotics.

Hey, you should check on your buddy. He's by himself slunched over in the corner.

Slunched by LairBear June 13, 2015

Splunchkin 

A blowjob while takin a crap

See: aw man what the hell is wrong with you

(Fat Bastard) ooh that was a mighty fine splunchkin

Splunchkin by Moopzoo September 2, 2010

slunch 

Meal between lunch and supper

I took Jane out for slunch last Tuesday

slunch by panther254 August 31, 2016

Spluncher 

An accidental mixture of the words "supper", "lunch", and "dinner". AKA, the combination of meals that occur after noon.

"I think we should have pizza for spluncher."

Spluncher by nopnopnop June 9, 2015

Slunching 

Slouching in your chair at princeton montessori school

Avery stop slunching in your chair

Slunching by Potato_Boy November 7, 2013