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The couple made up of Scorpius Malfoy and Albus Potter. The purest same sex romantic relationship created In modern literature, despite JK Rowling claiming the two boys are heterosexual.
"Did you read Harry Potter and the Cursed Child"
"Yeah, did you notice how gay scorbus was?"
"Of course, everyone with a brain did"
Scorbus by BL--- August 8, 2016
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Paul Sforza 

A great singer for a global teacher. fav song: Eternity by paul sforza. Screams at kol almost everyday and kicks him out of the class very aggressively. shane acts gay in his class
Kol: *Makes hawk noises*
Paul Sforza: KOL, SHANE, MARVIN, JUSTIN, AND ANDREW GET OUT! STUPID STUDENTS, NEVER COME BACK TO MY CLASS. TEACH YOURSELVES HISTORY FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR!
Paul Sforza by sluncky June 11, 2019
The most real harry potter ship out there even more real the jily (james x lily )

Dispite jk rowling and the writers of the cursed child they are sooooo gay for each other
The gayestand most real ship in the world is SCORBUS .
Scorbus by GAYLORD 23 December 17, 2017

sorbasexual 

A homosexual who represses their urges, which find an outlet in the form of extreme homophobia. Named after Ryan Sorba, following his bigoted rant against the American Conservative Union for simply allowing a homosexual group to attend the Conservative Political Action Conference.
Did you hear that Lindsey Graham is gay?

Ya, he's a total sorbasexual.
That taste in your mouth when ingesting certain foods (especially citric foods) if you still have a toothpaste aftertaste.
That orange juice tasted all sorby because I just brushed my teeth.
Sorby by eses koslay January 24, 2017
AHHH I LOVE SORBJ!!!! Wait....what? You don't know who sorbjis? Sorbj is love, Sorbjt is life, Sorbj is a god among us. We are inferior beings to Sorbj. We always will be. Sorbj has been sent to us by the lord Scriabin. Why would I listen to anything else when Sorbj exists? I would gladly die for Sorbj. I would MURDER an orphan for Sorbj. I would MURDER my entire family and bloodline for Sorbj . I would sacrifice an entire ARMY for Sorbj. Why, you ask? Isn't this obsessive? No. It is not because Sorbj is love, Liszt is life. OH MY GOD SORBJ IS SO AMAZING PLEASE JUST HAVE MY BABIES ALREADY!!!!! Are you serious right now? You...still don't like Sorbj???? WHAT??!! HOW CAN ANYONE NOT LIKE SORBJ ? HAVE YOU NEVER LISTENED TO OPUS CLAVICEMBALISTICUM??? SEQUENTIA CYCLICA? SYMPHONIC NOCTURNE??? THIS IS THE MEANING OF PERFECTION! IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS PERFECTION YOU ARE FILTHY! YOU BELONG IN THE SEWERS!!!! WHAT ABOUT VILLA TASCA? DO YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR HIS DEDICATION TO HIS SEAMLESS UNDERSTANDING OF HOW TO COMBINE ECSTECY AND MUSIC?!!! DO YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR HIS ABSOLUTELY GODLY USAGE OF POLYCHORDS AND POLYRHYTHMS IN MUSIC???? People like you are STAINING the perfectly clean cloth that Sorbj was cut from. Us NORMAL beings do NOT deserve to be able to experience the ABSOLUTE GOD that Sorbj is.
Sorbj is a shitty 'human being'. His jokes are so bland? I think. They're kind of like my poop. He said stuff like "ur mom" and "sussy baka". Ah, he’s so shit. His hair, I've touched his hair and he has touched mine. His hair is SO curly and soft. It's naturally curly. It's brown or black, I'm not sure. I will find out once I see him again on Monday.
Sorbj by Suszaki September 13, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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