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sexual butterfly 

Someone that has sex with various people at the same time, similar to how a social butterfly hops from friendship to friendship. However it is a term of endearment and envy.

sexual battery 

when you do something sexual then throw batteries at them after
INGRID, DON'T EVER SEXUAL BATTERY ME AGAIN. IT DOES NOT 'CHARGE ME UP' LIKE YOU SAID IT WOULD.
sexual battery by TORIKICKSDICKS August 11, 2008

Sexual Battery 

When someone shoves a battery up their own or someone else’s holes including but not limited to asshole, vagina, and sometimes urethra for sexual pleasure involving said battery acid and electrocution.
Why tf would you sexual battery yourself like that?

Because that battery acid feels so good up your ass.
Sexual Battery by Logibear69 March 15, 2019

Sexual Assault/Battery 

Unwanted physical contact of a sexual nature.
Hym "If someone commits an act of sexual assault/battery by, oh I don't know, putting their dick on your shoulder, you should press charges against them immediately. That's LITERALLY sexual battery. Press charges and have them imprisoned so that their 2nd amendment rights are taken away FOREVER. And, if it's in the workplace, sue them and take their money IN ADDITION TO pressing charges criminally for the blatant act of sexual battery against you. Felons don't deserve 2nd amendment rights. And I'm committed to ensuring that their second amendment rights are taken from them. If you have been sexually battered... Go to the police. The statue of limitations is up to 10 YEARS. So, if a know sexual batterer, hasn't been imprisoned for secual battery yet. You can do that now. He committed a crime against you and you deserve justice."
Sexual Assault/Battery by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026