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sexamination
A couple mutually performing a physical examination of their genitals following sexual intercourse. Sexaminations are very popular among med school students, since it allows them to combine their scientific interest with sexual practice.
Guy: Dayuuum, you were tremendous today!
Gal: Thanks, honey! So were you. But can we do a sexamination now?
Guy: Sure, who's first?
Guy 1: What took you so long?
Guy 2: We had sex and then my girlfriend wanted to do a routine sexamination.
Guy 1: Nerds.
Gal: Thanks, honey! So were you. But can we do a sexamination now?
Guy: Sure, who's first?
Guy 1: What took you so long?
Guy 2: We had sex and then my girlfriend wanted to do a routine sexamination.
Guy 1: Nerds.
sexamination by Asoku Mopen May 14, 2014
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sexhausted
When one has engaged in copulation for so long that they become exhausted. This may be in a few seconds for fat folk, or considerably longer for the Olympians out there
Girl: Can't we go again? Just for 5 more minutes?
Guy: Sorry Baby, I'm sexhausted. Wake me up in a few hours with a bacon sandwich to replenish my strength, then we'll talk.
Guy: Sorry Baby, I'm sexhausted. Wake me up in a few hours with a bacon sandwich to replenish my strength, then we'll talk.
sexhausted by gonzo89cb April 2, 2010
Seeham
The girl who goes through the worst but still smiles to make someone else's day better.
She is the most depressed but does everything to make someone else happy
She is the most depressed but does everything to make someone else happy
Seeham by BlueSapphire♡ September 27, 2018
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