Sexaphor

A sexual metaphor, usually used for comedic effect or sometimes to disguise the truth, to make it appear more innocent.

"Rob rounded the bases with Mindy last night" is a baseball sexaphor.

by GlayceDecade July 26, 2009

sexaphonic

Used to represent the epitome of sexiness. (The greatest level that sexiness can achieve.)

"Damn that hoe thought she was sexaphonic until I strangled her."
or "Yea baby girl I sure am sexaphonic."
or "Bitches wanna sleep with me because they see how sexaphonic I is.

by 47X September 26, 2005

sexaphobic

One who becomes uncomfortable when put into sexual situations. Depending on the person, they may also be uncomfortable with smaller things like, kissing or even hugging.

"The other night he was about to say good night to her and give her a kiss but she shut the door in his face before he could." says Bekka
"Oh she is such a sexaphobic sometimess, one day she'll get over it if she really likes the guy." says Renee

by Grlmmjow June 9, 2008

Sexaphone

A person who, during sex, moans musically, occasionally moaning the notes to a common song.

Person A: Last night I hooked up with a chick and I swear, as she neared orgasm, her moans started to sound like "Mary Had a Little Lamb"
Person B: Wow. What a sexaphone!

by WhaleBlubber June 3, 2010

sexaphobia

the fear or phobia of engaging in sexual intercourse or activity.

she had such a sexaphobia that she was a virgin until she was 53 years old

by ichvan August 13, 2007

sexaphone

Puting your penis in a telephone while talking to your girlfriend. When he says "hello" you jizz right in the mouth piece and say you gave me head hoe and then hanging up and never talking to her again.

TreyQuan: Picks up phone
Shaquilla: Hello?
TreyQuan:Jizz
Shaquilla: OMG
TreyQuan: You finally gave me head HOE! You just got sexaphoned you dirty nigga bitch

by aretardedbox February 20, 2010

semaphoremommystermaterymologists

A person who studies what a semaphoremommystermatery is.

Joanna: I want to be a semaphoremommystermaterymologist with Johnny!
Johnny: Same.
Jackson: So, you two are planning to be semaphoremommystermaterymologists?

by telephrotographicallistism April 7, 2022