sexamaphone
To go out on the pull or work your magic with the ladies. If you a regular sexamaphoner you are a player.
sexamaphone by Olly the Sexinator June 11, 2006
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saxamaphone
1. Homer Simpson's pronunciation of saxophone, often sung to the tune of Beethoven's 5th Symphony.
2. A saxophone, pronounced in elongated fashion for added endearing effect.
2. A saxophone, pronounced in elongated fashion for added endearing effect.
1. "Sax-a-ma-phooone! Sax-a-ma-phoooone!"
2. That is the worst saxamaphone player I've ever heard. Boo-urns!
2. That is the worst saxamaphone player I've ever heard. Boo-urns!
saxamaphone by djk December 9, 2003
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Sexaphone
Person A: Last night I hooked up with a chick and I swear, as she neared orgasm, her moans started to sound like "Mary Had a Little Lamb"
Person B: Wow. What a sexaphone!
Person B: Wow. What a sexaphone!
Sexaphone by WhaleBlubber June 3, 2010
Sacamaphone
The noise made by the ball sack slapping against one's taint while making a thrusting or side to side hip motion. This can only be done while wearing loose fitting underwear or no clothes at all.
While Jim was dancing to Crank Dat in his boxers and knee socks, the noise made by his sacamaphone was deafening.
Sacamaphone by Waffle Fries August 21, 2008
sexaphone
Puting your penis in a telephone while talking to your girlfriend. When he says "hello" you jizz right in the mouth piece and say you gave me head hoe and then hanging up and never talking to her again.
TreyQuan: Picks up phone
Shaquilla: Hello?
TreyQuan:Jizz
Shaquilla: OMG
TreyQuan: You finally gave me head HOE! You just got sexaphoned you dirty nigga bitch
Shaquilla: Hello?
TreyQuan:Jizz
Shaquilla: OMG
TreyQuan: You finally gave me head HOE! You just got sexaphoned you dirty nigga bitch
sexaphone by aretardedbox February 20, 2010
sexaphone
How about we have a sexaphone?
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