sexamaphone

To go out on the pull or work your magic with the ladies. If you a regular sexamaphoner you are a player.

Tonight I am going to play my sexamaphone

by Olly the Sexinator June 11, 2006

saxamaphone

1. Homer Simpson's pronunciation of saxophone, often sung to the tune of Beethoven's 5th Symphony.

2. A saxophone, pronounced in elongated fashion for added endearing effect.

1. "Sax-a-ma-phooone! Sax-a-ma-phoooone!"

2. That is the worst saxamaphone player I've ever heard. Boo-urns!

by djk December 9, 2003

Sexaphone

A person who, during sex, moans musically, occasionally moaning the notes to a common song.

Person A: Last night I hooked up with a chick and I swear, as she neared orgasm, her moans started to sound like "Mary Had a Little Lamb"
Person B: Wow. What a sexaphone!

by WhaleBlubber June 3, 2010

Sacamaphone

The noise made by the ball sack slapping against one's taint while making a thrusting or side to side hip motion. This can only be done while wearing loose fitting underwear or no clothes at all.

While Jim was dancing to Crank Dat in his boxers and knee socks, the noise made by his sacamaphone was deafening.

by Waffle Fries August 21, 2008

sexaphone

Puting your penis in a telephone while talking to your girlfriend. When he says "hello" you jizz right in the mouth piece and say you gave me head hoe and then hanging up and never talking to her again.

TreyQuan: Picks up phone
Shaquilla: Hello?
TreyQuan:Jizz
Shaquilla: OMG
TreyQuan: You finally gave me head HOE! You just got sexaphoned you dirty nigga bitch

by aretardedbox February 20, 2010

Sexaphone

Basically a saxophone which goes up in pitch to match your orgasm

Kanye uses the sexaphone in order to get better fun time

by Morar June 6, 2018

sexaphone

A Parody of Phone Sex, The Bearer of the Sax plays a tune for the person who asks for it.

How about we have a sexaphone?

by Tuli March 31, 2005