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fly-sex-ual 

Phlysexual is a word. Pronounced Fly-sex-ual
When a lonely man fills a bath tub up with water so that the head of his cock is just above the surface, and then places a fly with ripped off wings on the head of his cock. The fly then brings him pleasure as it trys to look for a way down.
Jason`s wife turned him down again, so had fly sex again.
Fly Sex by hip toolmaker July 29, 2008

Flying Sex Snake 

When you jump off the top rope in a wrestling ring with your dick out and perfectly insert your wang into your opponent.
John Cena just preformed the flying sex snake!
Flying Sex Snake by Jackrocks112 December 23, 2019

flying sex snakes 

1. Extra long lanky penises
2. Also used in a friendly game of tether ball
I am alone in my room and I just got hit in the face with a flying sex snakes
flying sex snakes by Gmy bars December 27, 2013

Flying Sex Snakes 

A horny, flying serpent, possessing both forms of human genitalia, that roams the skies in search of vulnerable creatures, for its own intense sexual desires.
Why the mother flyin fuck are these fuckin joe dirt pussy flying sex snakes outside my window?
Flying Sex Snakes by Hardasarock21 December 2, 2019

Flying Sex Monster 

A beast with wings that flies around grabbing people and taking them to his sex nest, where he rapes them so hard that they die, and then lays their body on someone's front porch to lure out some of its victims. These are generally found in the U.S. and are born from the invisible eggs that come from ejected semen.
Jim: Hey, what happened to Susie?
John: Oh didn't you hear? She was taken by the Flying Sex Monster!
Flying Sex Monster by frenchfrypapa February 23, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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