Sex Cop

Really..... You're going to show me that shit and you dumb motherfuckers admonish her for fucking her NOT RETARDED co-workers? That's the story huh? Not that she's fucking disabled criminals.... but that she's fucking NOT disableds.... This is exactly why you will never get the unity that you want. This is why your bullshit worldview will never be universalized.

Hym "Yeah.... Ok.... I no longer believe in body hair... I think you are all just so full of shit that it eeks out of your pours continuously... I'm at a loss for words.... No no no you know what? You're right. You're all clearly better than me. I was wrong. You CLEARLY know something I don't. Sex cop? Really!? Yeah, no I definitely need to improve myself because I'm clearly not good enough to understand sex cop = bad and retard sex cult = good. And you are. CLEARLY. You should all be the moral arbiters of what is acceptable behavior in society. I would probably understand if I wasn't so fucking inferior. That's got to be it. Maybe the retard gets it. I get it! She must not have gotten all of her work done after she fucked the other not retarded cops. That has to be it. It can't POSSIBLY be that you're all full of shit and I'm not. You're just better. As a matter of fact, Todd should be paying all of you! He should pay all of you for editing and producing the thing I wrote. I makes so much sense! I just..."

Iam "He's.... He's just going to keep going...."

Hym "My eyes are opened Iam! I've seen the light! I know see error of my ways! God! What could I have possibly been thinking before!? I need to turn my life around! Immediately! Everything changes today! I going to start by..."

by Hym Iam January 26, 2023

Cop Sex

When one cop car parks next to another, so both drivers side windows are facing each other and the cops talk to each other. Usually seen in parking lots, and is almost related to when, 2 dogs both sniff the others ass at the same time.

Look good friend Mathew, do you see those cops there, its called Cop Sex! DIRTY!

by Nerpo November 22, 2004

sex-copter

Performing the act of copulation while the Male continuously spins his partner around the axis of his penis and makes helicopter (aka. machine gun) noises.

"I prefer peforming a sex-copter over a donkey punch anyday." - anonymous

by Mark Lam February 9, 2004

sex-copter

1. a very sexy helicopter
2. sex had whilst riding in a helicopter
3. sex had between two very sexy helicopters
4. sex had with a helicopter from anything between a human being and a tree
5. having sex in a way that reminds one of a helicopter
6. having sex and somehow attaining altitude sickness from it
7. a cockblocking helicopter that crashes into your house while you're having sex, possibly with another helicopter

1. that's one pimpin sex-copter
2. i totally sex-copter'ed her
3. did you see that sex-copter go down between those sex-copters
4. yeah, i had a sex-copter back there through the missile tubes on that apache
5. i don't know why, but that felt like a sex-copter back there
6. i got sex-coptered and had to throw up mid-course
7. HOLY SHIT!!!! A SEX-COPTER!!!

by thepumaman November 28, 2011

sexcopter

A sexual position where you lay on your back with the girl penetrated on your chest. You then spin her around like a helicopter. I suppose you can do it in a variety of ways but you get the basic idea.

Here comes the sexcopter!

by Charlie October 20, 2004

sexcopades

The person or the persons in which is doing a complete tell all of sexual experiences beginning to end.

I am writting my sexcopades for others to enjoy .

by jstacy April 2, 2016

sexcopter

What you should name your first-born child.

"Hey guys I'm about to be a father, what should I name the child?"
"Sexcopter"

by sexcopter 2 October 15, 2003