Sex Bag

A bag like object used for sex. Commonly a girlfriend.

James - My brother's girlfriend is staying around tonight.

David - Ah, the good old sex bag. Lets face it thats what a girlfriend is.

James - Haha, but i use my cat...

Sex Bag by Dave Bryce May 19, 2007

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Bag sex

Where, a person is in a state of not being sexually satisfied, chooses to buy bags, shoes and accessories to try and get the same kind of buzz.

I had the best bag sex today when I was shopping. Screw my ex, this is better.

Bag sex by Distinctly Female December 5, 2017

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bag of sex

A very sarcastic term. Used when something that you just did was really gay and not fun at all.

Wow school today was just a bag of sex.

bag of sex by Mikeg62492 May 9, 2006

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bag of sex

An extremely sarcastic term used for something that wasn't fun at all.

"Wow, writing five essays today was a lot of fun."
"Yeah I know school was a bag of sex today."

bag of sex by Mikeg_ May 12, 2006

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sex bags

different size and shape bags, often of paper formation, kept at easy reach from the sex bed and used to remove ugliness from basic sexual encounters. the sex bags must be positioned correctly to avoid accidental eye damage and lose of sex lust. draw your own face on the bag if you desire!

Betty can only get it if she puts on a sex bag and tries very hard not to remind me of who im doing.
"for christ sake woman just pick one of you many sex bags"

sex bags by daveyb1 January 24, 2011

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sandwich baggie sex

In prison, a choice method for protected sex, especially when obtaining an actual state issued condom seems just too pre-planned, potentially gay or unromantic.

Bro, let’s just go at it and have sandwich baggie sex; it’s not like we’re into each other and planned it, right?

sandwich baggie sex by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2019

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Bagel Sex

Someone who, when horny and desperate, uses a bagel (usually microwaved) as a sex toy. They insert their penis into the hole.

'BRB, I'm going to go microwave a bagel and have bagel sex with it.'

Bagel Sex by Sparklestiltzkin November 3, 2007

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