Definitions by daveyb1

boobie toads 

lumpy boobs with the texture of a toads back.
also sometimes squidgy!!!!!!!! bluh!!!!

Betty said her boobs look bobbly and malcom said "yes you moose, its like grooping a toad in a carrier bag. Maybe u should get some cream for those boobie toads woman"

boobie toads by daveyb1 January 24, 2011

sex bags 

different size and shape bags, often of paper formation, kept at easy reach from the sex bed and used to remove ugliness from basic sexual encounters. the sex bags must be positioned correctly to avoid accidental eye damage and lose of sex lust. draw your own face on the bag if you desire!

Betty can only get it if she puts on a sex bag and tries very hard not to remind me of who im doing.
"for christ sake woman just pick one of you many sex bags"

sex bags by daveyb1 January 24, 2011

flange wanger 

a flange wanger is a man or lady boys tackle.

betty loved to munch on a massive flange wanger

flange wanger by daveyb1 January 24, 2011

happy fanny 

a girl who loves cock

betty loved a lot of cocks, she was a happy fanny

happy fanny by daveyb1 January 24, 2011

boobie toads 

lumpy boobs with the texture of a toads back.
also sometimes squidgy!!!!!!!! bluh!!!!

Betty said her boobs look bobbly and malcom said "yes you moose, its like grooping a toad in a carrier bag. Maybe u should get some cream for those boobie toads woman"

boobie toads by daveyb1 January 24, 2011

black belt blow job

A Girl who is so good at blow jobs that she would gain a black belt in the sport of nob gobbling

'betty thats wicked, you must have a black belt in the art of cum guzzling'....... i might even go as far as to say you should win a trophy for your black belt blow job. mmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!

black belt blow job by daveyb1 January 24, 2011