Sittage

Sittage (n) The state of possessing child care.

"I've hooked up some sittage for Friday so we can go out."

by Holly M S May 15, 2010

Collateral Shittage

Collateral Shittage occurs when there is an explosion of liquid shit and feces of biblical proportion. Generally, Collateral Shittage is not anticipated. Rather, one expects a clean pinch and drop of an otherwise healthy turd. When Collateral Shittage occurs, it results in a wet, thick, shit overspray that sticks around the oring and blasts out and upwards onto the ass cheeks and even as far as the lower back. It splatters the toilet bowel and may even run along and down the toilet seat rim appearing like warm ass batter. In extreme cases, it may even reach the floor or surrounding walls. Collateral Shittage is difficult to clean up and results in a typical Endless Wipe.

Carl was heading out of the office for an afternoon sales meeting. On the way out, he felt a sudden clinching of his oring. He ran to the rest room to where he thought he would have pinched the perfect loaf. However, his Mexican lunch came back to haunt him and his ass exploded in virtual liquid fire and brimstone and he blew out his colon with Collateral Shittage all over the stool, his ass and onto the tail of his dress shirt. Needless to say, Carl cancelled his meeting and went home to shower his mung ass.

by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

shittage

the magnitude of your shit, usually extreme

i hope that toilet can withstand my shittage

by macht May 1, 2009

Sistager

It derives from "sister" and "manager". It refers to a sister who servers as a manager to her siblings.

A sistager will tell you exactly what to wear and how to speak.
My sistager answers calls on my behalf.

by Lebanesegov September 9, 2022

Shittage

The outcome object of shitting inside a sausage skin, and closing it, disguising the shit sausage as an actual sausage.

Just wait till Zach takes a bite of his shittage we cooked up for him, he doesn't have any idea what we did.

by V I N C E N T June 16, 2008

shittage

The act of shitting on somebody, or watching somebody get shit on; see owned, ownage.

BackLash experiences shittage a lot, being that he is a complete retard with a keyboard.

by hybrid July 6, 2004

skittage

The passionate groans exclaimed by female tennis players during a professional game.

"Check out Serena's backhand, that skittage was fierce, mate."

"Wimbledon is making me so horny with all this skittage." - "yeah, mate top skittage."

by Bourdieu123 May 14, 2016