servicing 

The act of pleasuring your partner sexually with little to no reciprocation. All attention and pleasure is devoted to the person being serviced, as opposed to it being more of a give/take situation. This term is more common in the LGBT community, and is often favored by more submissive partners who enjoy pleasuring others more than receiving.

Are you into servicing? I'd love to give you a massage, go down on you, and whatever else you want.

servicing by LinGo727 November 8, 2017

servicing 

an act which involves pleasuring urself and recharging urself on the pleasure side

i servicing myself over that DVD last night

servicing by z1 July 3, 2006

servicing the account 

v. Also, service the account, the account is being serviced.

A George Carlin term for the act of a salesperson screwing over their customer through deceit. This is catagorized by the large bullshit smile, and customer assuming the position.

"Excuse me, I'm clueless about buying absolutely anything."
"I'll just go ahead and service the account for you then."

servicing the account by Greggo September 8, 2005

Servicing a 148 

Heating up coffee in a espresso maker on a portable cooking stove (hot plate)

“At the time, Corporal Person was kneeling by the entrance. Servicing a 148”

Servicing a 148 by Yankee_34 December 24, 2022

servicing the debt 

Having sex with your spouse.

Hey Bob, why are you late?

Oh, I was servicing the debt.

Oh, ok, how's Karen btw?

servicing the debt by Limon_Jello July 23, 2024

Rajat Servicing 

Rajat is a thin guy trying to bulk.

When everyone else wanted to go home, Rajat Servicing was damn excited to stay back and work late.

Rajat Servicing by Real Laser April 4, 2022

throw a turd and call it serving caviar 

This describes a situation, in which someone attempts to trick others into believing that shabby treatment is actually a good deal.

You don't fool me when you throw a turd and call it serving caviar !

throw a turd and call it serving caviar by I, Wreckerrr March 27, 2017