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A profession of seriousness

Was you being sarcastic, no that was seriousism.

Seriousism by Solarstar May 14, 2018

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Seriousasm

A sentence or phrase that seems to be sarcastic in nature, but is, in fact, serious.

"You're so weird. That's why we're friends."
"Yay me!"
"Sarcasm?"
"Nope. Seriousasm"

Seriousasm by D4nn0nym0u5 August 11, 2015

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SeriousSloth

SeriousSloth means NAF

man it feels good to be a naffer SeriousSloth SeriousSloth

SeriousSloth by ealii October 6, 2021

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seriousing

asking a question, slang word for emotion thats serious

jason: "she broke up with me and she wasn't even kidding, she was seriousing"
alex: "dude are you seriousing me? you guys went out for 3 years!"

seriousing by aakasd420 October 21, 2010

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seriousity

(n); the act of being serious

Your lack of seriousity in this issue is disturbing.

seriousity by Ins0mn* March 30, 2005

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serioussillygoofybunctious

Serioussillygoofybunctious is a term for when you want to be a little weird but in a serious manner

Man I’m feeling serioussillygoofybunctious today, too bad iam at a funeral

serioussillygoofybunctious by Myspacebarisntworking October 14, 2022

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seriousity

The trait of being too serious for your own good.

Relax buddy, you've got way too much seriousity.

Seriousity killed the cat, and by cat I mean you.

seriousity by Isakilla May 5, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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