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Sequential Season Syndrome 

A painful condition that affects winners of reality TV shows past the first season, consisting of not being able to accomplish success of any degree. See American Idol winners, America's Next Top Model, Apprentice, etc.
Person 1: Ouch, Lee DeWyze's debut album only sold 141,000 copies.

Person 2: Sounds like a bad case of Sequential Season Syndrome.

Person 3: Who?

Sequencha 

A festivle/ social gathering that unite two or more lazy food addicts with no type of life in which an atrocious film is examined and a large amount of calories are consumed.
Let's sequencha!!!

Sequeira 

–noun

a physically appealing intelligent individual or thing.

"Sequeira" is a Portuguese noun, originating from the Portuguese city of Braga for it's beautiful baroque churches and civil buildings It is a common name among Portuguese and Catholic Indians.

Alternative spelling: Siqueira
Look at that Sequeira; All the girls secretly admire him. I wish I were like him.
Sequeira by Parmenio March 8, 2011

Evan Sequeira 

this name is used to portray the work of art that walks this earth at phillips exeter academy. he is impeccable, consummate, indefectible, and exquisite in all ways. The smile of this greek god is the closest thing to heaven on earth. The kiss will be HEAVEN. should there be a heaven beyond heaven his love-making would be that.
Oh my effing god did u just see that guy walk past, hes like soooo evan sequeira!!!!
Evan Sequeira by fiend2479 October 28, 2008

sequencer 

An electronic music device that allows individual notes to be programmed and played back.
Most of the electronic music you hear is "played" using a sequencer.
sequencer by SynthBaron November 28, 2003

Duvet Sequestration 

Similar to Geo Sequestration - the process where carbon dioxide from industry is pumped underground to avoid noxious greenhouse gases from hitting the atmosphere.

Duvet Sequestration applies this to lying in bed with your partner after a big night on the chilli, beans and beer - and parking a few cheeky ones under the duvet.

As with Geo Sequestration, it is essential that the seal is not broken, as noxious gases will escape.
Guy: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP !!! (terrible, threatening fart that can only end in tears)

Her: OMG that is gonna stink so bad. How can you do that to me? How can you even do that after spending 2hrs in the toilet?! I want a divorce!

Guy: Relax baby - I used Duvet Sequestration. No noxious gases can escape. We're safe. It's all good. Look - there's Bambi over there..,

Her: oh cute - wait where? I can't see her (rustles in bed)

Guy: OMG don't move, you're breaking the seal!!!