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splockets 

a term coined by bungie to describe halo 3 game sparten lasers and rockets
Dude veto I hate splockets.
splockets by neeeeeerd July 20, 2009
A term used to describe a male that has shown characteristics of a manwhore, a wigger, and of course a spinless freak that's full of insecurities & self-esteem issues as much as a female would during Christmas time. This will cause the male to present himself as a figure that he wishes he could be, but never will be since it is only an illusion therefore he runs to join the Marines because he has nothing better to do with his life.
Alex is a fucking tard, he continues to act "hood" with his so-called friends, though he knows this isn't who he really is. What a sealock!
sealock by andggeeze October 2, 2009

splockerbligger 

the horizontal line that joins your butt cheek to your thigh
(therefore you have two splockerbliggers, as long as you have two butt cheeks and two thighs that is)
"What would you do if i poked your splockerbligger?"
"MY WHAT?"
"Your splockerbligger." *pointing to area joining butt cheek to thigh*
we just smoked the fattest splock in john's car
splock by chronolicious_mastahh January 11, 2010
The same thing as a spliff. A mixture of tobacco and marijuana, rolled into a perfect smoking ciggarette pleasure called a splock.
stoner 1: "ay man you got any tobacco?"

stoner 2: "jah mon"

stoner 1: "alright! now we can twist this splock"
Splock by community_high_school January 11, 2010

Splockspluzel 

something fresh to def.... tight...large and glamorous..
dang nigga look at your earrings there huge..reply..yea i had to bust out the splockspluzel's
Splockspluzel by Mr.moemoe March 7, 2009