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senior citizens

i'm a senior citizen i can't drive for my life. oh wait there's somebody behind me why don't i just cut them off cause i earned my drivers license all of 6 million years ago and i can barely see over the dash board.
get out of my way you gosh darn hoodlums. ups there's nobody behind behind me or at least i can't see tem cause i'm blind. here i go!!!!!
senior citizens by dubya January 22, 2004
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senior citizens

a set of rims that are 30 inches or higher. also known as charles barkleys
Gucci Mane-Fuck Friends"07 'Lac Truck Sittin On Senior Citizens"
Gucci Mane- Tall Rims"H2 Hummer Sittin On Charles Barkleys."

Senior Citizens Hitler 

very similar to the normal Hitler, except instead of alluding a Hitler mustache of shit from one's ass... wipe two fingers of semen below the nose of the victim (referencing the grey haired mustache of an elderly Hitler).
Johnson was being a dickbag yesterday, so I gave him a Senior Citizens Hitler in his sleep. I realized what a fuckin' queer he was when I saw him licking his lips in the middle of the night. What a fuckhole.

Senior citizen sandwich 

GUY 1: so how was bingo last night?

GUY 2: Awesome I brought home two hot GILFs and I got myself in the middle of a senior citizen sandwich!

Senior Citizen

"Rapapa, Senior citizen nerf largo oolong"
Senior Citizen by Joenuts567 April 26, 2021

Senior Citizen Wannabes 

Young people who constantly complain about new things not being as good as their old counterparts.
"Look at those Senior Citizen Wannabes. They're like 15 but wear these retro Nintendo and Atari shirts like they grew up in that era."
Senior Citizen Wannabes by Muzzler January 8, 2010

senior citizen deathmatch 

a home for retired martial arts masters and users of the force, also an underground sport.
I dont wanna go to the senior citizen deathmatch!
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