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Another name for the Nu Metal Band by the name Deftones.
Reoccurring joke from the band's songs having sexual references and Tones.
"Oh yeah, 'Sextones' lol"
Sextones by Cool Man Gaming Tan April 30, 2020
not only a musical not value, but also a versitile word that can be used in any random sentence to describe anything and replace any word in the english language
"let's semitone it out of here"
"fuck you're a semitone"
semitone by ryan July 23, 2003

simionescu 

A person who is in love with a certain player that is playing with number 24.
RAUL RUSESCU , RAUL RUSESCU ALEEE. OH FUCK , IT'S SIMIONESCU
simionescu by Nightingalee September 7, 2017

Seritoneous 

An adjective given to an object when they give off the feeling that will release serotonin into brain and nervous system.
Friend 1: I sure do love all of these Halloween decorations

Friend 2: I agree one hundred percent, they're very seritoneous
Seritoneous by Darnell Obama November 13, 2021
One of those annoying partial erections. Not quite hard enough to masturbate with, but hard enough to be seen by people if you stand up. They're also rather difficult to get rid of, because by the time you get one you want to get the rest of the erection.
Jason: brb getting milk -gets up-
Mom: You're semiboned, son. I don't need to see that.
Jason: -.-
semiboned by Niggadicks July 4, 2006
what FSU uses for their mascot. Pretty much is a reflection of the their stupidity and lower class because infact the seminoles were a mut tribe... don't think this is the truth... look it up, they actaully teach you this in upper end universities. Seminoles were in fact a group of indians, some from over here and there, as well as almost 60%runaway slaves... interesting! makes you think... oh wait no thinking isnt an option at FSU
that is one sketchy person, must be a seminole!
seminoles by ralph July 15, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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