ralph's definitions

kilt

A traditional garment which, as it's known today, originated in the Scottish Highlands. Though they're often seen as formal clothing, many variations exist that may be worn daily such as the Sport Kilt or Amerikilt. Kilts tend to be far more comfortable than pants, and if some of the people who've written definitions here just tried going for one day in a kilt with no fabric squishing their genitals, they'd surely reconsider their views of them. And a kilt is certainly NOT a dress in any way, shape, or form.

Unlike Dick Much over there, I am secure enough in my heterosexuality and masculinity to wear a kilt.

by Ralph March 1, 2005

FUDC

Fuck You Dixie Chicks

Dixie Chicks are stupid democrats.

by Ralph November 30, 2003

civic

Fruitiest cars made by Honda, usually driven around by POS white boys and little egg rolled asians

Damn Dude I smoked that dumb asians car with my 'Stang

by RaLpH March 9, 2004

STMML

The acronym for "Short Term Marijuana Memory Loss." When someone, generally a "stoner" forgets what they're talking about in the middle of a conversation.

"We were watching this TV show and ... ah shit!, 'STMML,' I forgot the point I was trying to make."

by ralph July 22, 2004

Snoop Dogg

Snoop Dogg? More like Poop Dogg.

Snoop Dogg sucks/10.

by Ralph March 22, 2005

cluster fuck

Related to the chaos and havoc created by cluster bombs, but in this case, chaos and havoc caused by administrative stupidity and stubborness.

The emergency response drill as a cluster fuck.

by Ralph September 14, 2003

job stopper

A tattoo on your body that is exposed all the time. (i.e. a tattoo on your neck, nuckles, forearms, hands, face, etc.)

It's hard to get a job with an expose tattoo...

Cookie: "what's that on your neck? it rocks!"
Ginger: "it's my new tattoo"
Cookie: "that's the best job stopper i've ever seen!"
Ginger: "Thanks, that's why I play in a band..."

by Ralph March 23, 2005