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Hall Walkers

The most mundane form of higher ups specifically "brass". People with control over you and your destiny due to policy and enforcement of policy and rules and regulations.
I don't like to work during the day, there are too many Hall Walkers.

Stay away from the main office during the day, there are too many hall walkers, you are gonna get jammed up.
by Ralph May 1, 2004
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Dark Kiss

When someone kisses someone elses asshole.
Also known as "kissing the starfish"
Uncle Jake bent over and I licked my lips and gave him a dark kiss
by Ralph June 18, 2005
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MUG

Men's (Or Male) Unbifucated Garment. Any kind of skirt-like clothing used to cover the legs of a man, such as the kilt, sarong, hakama, kimono, fustanella, tunic, and many others. They tend to be much more comfortable than pants due to the room in the crotch region, as well as the feeling of the fabric against one's legs.
A kilt is, technically speaking, a skirt, however, it's more properly referred to as a MUG.
by Ralph March 1, 2005
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STMML

The acronym for "Short Term Marijuana Memory Loss." When someone, generally a "stoner" forgets what they're talking about in the middle of a conversation.
"We were watching this TV show and ... ah shit!, 'STMML,' I forgot the point I was trying to make."
by ralph July 22, 2004
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kilt

A traditional garment which, as it's known today, originated in the Scottish Highlands. Though they're often seen as formal clothing, many variations exist that may be worn daily such as the Sport Kilt or Amerikilt. Kilts tend to be far more comfortable than pants, and if some of the people who've written definitions here just tried going for one day in a kilt with no fabric squishing their genitals, they'd surely reconsider their views of them. And a kilt is certainly NOT a dress in any way, shape, or form.
Unlike Dick Much over there, I am secure enough in my heterosexuality and masculinity to wear a kilt.
by Ralph March 1, 2005
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russian microwave

When you fart with a girl in your bed and keep her trapped under the sheets.
3:00AM- "Russian Microwave!!!"
"AAAAHHHH LEMME OUT!!"
by Ralph May 13, 2005
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FUDC

by Ralph November 30, 2003
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