cluster fuck

Related to the chaos and havoc created by cluster bombs, but in this case, chaos and havoc caused by administrative stupidity and stubborness.
The emergency response drill as a cluster fuck.
by Ralph September 14, 2003
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kilt

A traditional garment which, as it's known today, originated in the Scottish Highlands. Though they're often seen as formal clothing, many variations exist that may be worn daily such as the Sport Kilt or Amerikilt. Kilts tend to be far more comfortable than pants, and if some of the people who've written definitions here just tried going for one day in a kilt with no fabric squishing their genitals, they'd surely reconsider their views of them. And a kilt is certainly NOT a dress in any way, shape, or form.
Unlike Dick Much over there, I am secure enough in my heterosexuality and masculinity to wear a kilt.
by Ralph March 01, 2005
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russian microwave

When you fart with a girl in your bed and keep her trapped under the sheets.
3:00AM- "Russian Microwave!!!"
"AAAAHHHH LEMME OUT!!"
by Ralph May 13, 2005
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Fieldston

1.n-the act of sticking a rock in your anus and farting it out
2.v-to give someone a blow job when they are asleep
1.My friend gave me $100 if I did a fieldston
2.Joe gave Tim a fieldston
by Ralph June 18, 2005
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dumb b

Hey Ralph, Atlanta sure is full of dumb b's.
by Ralph September 18, 2003
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blows

your project blows
by ralph March 12, 2004
mugGet the blowsmug.