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semisexual 

Someone who feels sexual attraction but has no desire to act on it.
Someone who does not feel sexual attraction but has a libido.
"I saw Dan watching porn the other day"
"and?"
"He says he likes me but he doesn't want to sleep with me"
"Oh, yeah, he's semisexual, don't even try"
semisexual by brokendarling May 22, 2015

SemiSemiBisexual 

A term used for people that are so straight to the point of them being homophobic
Marino: I’m SemiSemiBisexual

Sans: the fuck is that

Marino: it means I’m so straight, that I’m homophonic.

Sans: You identified yourself with a term that had the word “bisexual” which is another term from LGBTQ, yet you’re a homophobic? Aren’t you defying yourself?

Marino:

وقت سيء
وقت سيء
وقت سيء
وقت سيء

Secret doomsday message: April 24th of 2025, the world won’t be ready for this date.

semisemi 

A state of the penis that isn't quite a semi, but isn't quite soft. A .25 on the boner scale, if you may.
I got a semisemi from my the thought of my boss naked.
semisemi by QWEEFTY November 12, 2017

Semisexual 

Someone who experiences Sexual attraction but has no desire to act upon it

They might fantasize and/or Touchy touchy themself, But they have no interest in actually "doing it" with someone.
Alex "Jimmy doesn't fine anyone sexually attractive!"
Jimmy "That's not true... I'm very sexually attracted to you..."
Alex "..."
Jimmy "..."
Alex "so you wanna having sex?"
Jimmy "what? ew -Grooss ಠ益ಠ no, I'm semisexual."
Semisexual by There_be_monsters_here February 27, 2021

semisecond 

half a second, or 500 milliseconds.
one eigth note every semisecond would be the same as a quarter note per second, or 60 beats per minute.
semisecond by TranceCrafter July 20, 2018

demi-semisexuality

When someone feels sexual attraction good, close, and trusting friendship, but has no desire to act upon it.
Person A-Do you wanna have sex?
Person B-No, I'm a demi-semisexual.
Person A- What is Demi-semisexuality?
Person B- When a person feels sexual attraction after a good, close, and trusting friendship if formed, but has no desire to act upon it.
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