semisemi 

A state of the penis that isn't quite a semi, but isn't quite soft. A .25 on the boner scale, if you may.

I got a semisemi from my the thought of my boss naked.

semisemi by QWEEFTY November 12, 2017

SemiSemiBisexual 

A term used for people that are so straight to the point of them being homophobic

Marino: I’m SemiSemiBisexual

Sans: the fuck is that

Marino: it means I’m so straight, that I’m homophonic.

Sans: You identified yourself with a term that had the word “bisexual” which is another term from LGBTQ, yet you’re a homophobic? Aren’t you defying yourself?

Marino:

وقت سيء
وقت سيء
وقت سيء
وقت سيء

Secret doomsday message: April 24th of 2025, the world won’t be ready for this date.

SemiSemiBisexual by Wisdom Guy the third March 27, 2022

semihemibidemisexual 

Attracted to both genders, but only feeling attraction to one while feeling attraction to both and you can only ever feel attracted to one or the other.

I'm a semihemibidemisexual and only feel attracted to women.

semihemibidemisexual by squidwardop August 5, 2020

semihemidemipedalist

a person who likes to use short words

you damn semihemidemipedalists are so pathetic, devoid of your sesquepedalians

semihemidemipedalist by pinkie pie December 1, 2003

semihemidemisemiquaver 

A mad fuck that takes up so little of a song that he is barley noticed

Boy: Sir! Whats that note there?
Music Teacher: Thats a semihemidemisemiquaver

semihemidemisemiquaver by Mad Wanka 69 September 16, 2019

SemiDemiSexual 

Someone who feels sexual attraction but has no desire to act on it until he/she/they/xe/ze/etc. feels an emotional connection with the other person.

I really like this girl that I just met, and even though I am sexually attracted to her, I told her that I want to wait a couple more weeks to months before having sex because I am SemiDemiSexual and want to develop an emotional connection first.

SemiDemiSexual by CallMeFourFree June 21, 2019

semi-semi bisexual

People who are attracted to two genders but only halfway. They want both the genders in one body.

Dick 1 : What sexuality are you ?

Dick 2 : I'm semi-semi bisexual

Dick 1 : Sooo...guys or girls?

Dick 2: Both in one body.

Dick 1: Fucking die.

semi-semi bisexual by I_eat_kids_dd May 31, 2023