Semichrist 

A person that is similar to christ.

That guy can walk on water! He's a semichrist

Semichrist by DiMiTrip June 8, 2016

sellchristmastrees 

sellchristmastrees - v. To give money to an afjrotc cadet in exchange for an order form or receipt which entitles you to a Christmas tree, before Christmas.

MSgt Swafford: Did I mention our word of the day?
Cadet: Yes
MSgt Swafford: Well.. SELLCHRISTMASTREES!

sellchristmastrees by C. Juarez November 8, 2010

Semicrastinate

To semicrastinate is to be habitually on time.

If a concrastinator is habitually early and a procrastinator habitually late, who arrives on time? A semicrastinator.

"Several important meetings tomorrow require semicrastinate attendance."

Semicrastinate by Steven A. Hammock November 11, 2005

DJ Sechrist 

A cool guy whos head looks like ann egg. His real name is Donald. He is dating Kristie Maxi who gives hom no poonanny (see pussy). He is a good guy with a dry dick.

DJ Sechrist gets no pussy.

DJ Sechrist by Bob Daubert January 20, 2004

Regann dawn sechrist 

the HOTTEST girl around. she’s goofy, beautiful, and is a hopeless romantic. You will never someone like her❤️🤌🏻✨

Regann dawn sechrist is my name.

Regann dawn sechrist by the hot stuff.org July 28, 2021