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selfservative
An individual who claims to have high moral standing but really just wants more deductables on their income tax. A person who blindly supports maximizing profits, deregulation, cutting cost, cutting taxes, cutting benefits and then complains "You can't get good service anywhere these days"
"Why is everything I buy a cheap piece of crap?"
"Because the selfservatives got rid of quality standards."
"Why aren't kids learning anything in school?"
"Because the selfservatives keep cutting education because public school doesn't make them money like prisons or defence contracts."
"Why can't I get good service anymore!"
"Because the company they work for believes in maximizing profits over quality, even when they're already making good money, the employees think quality service is a joke. Here's your wine in paper cup you selfservative you."
"Because the selfservatives got rid of quality standards."
"Why aren't kids learning anything in school?"
"Because the selfservatives keep cutting education because public school doesn't make them money like prisons or defence contracts."
"Why can't I get good service anymore!"
"Because the company they work for believes in maximizing profits over quality, even when they're already making good money, the employees think quality service is a joke. Here's your wine in paper cup you selfservative you."
selfservative by syd jesus May 24, 2009
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Selyse • selfsexual • Sexysexual • selfservative • selsebil • selsela • Selsexual • selyne • Sexysense • Selfseeded
selfservative
Derogatory albeit accurate synonym for "conservative", a class of subhuman that supports poverty through inequality, by exploitation, corruption and oppression.
Selfservatives laughed hysterically about the ex-soldier who died of starvation due to benefits sanctions, as they sat down to enjoy a luxurious champagne dinner.
selfservative by Homer Slated October 11, 2014
SELLSEXUAL
SELLSEXUAL by polikpolik November 17, 2022
selsebil
Selsebil is a really popular and beautiful name it means there is a water in paradise that has that name and some people thinks this name has something with the other path of another world and another dimension I guess but there is nothing bad in this name this name is magical and amazing Selsebil
This name Selsebil always named for girls boys it doesn't fit on a boy and name is always used like in some of the worlds places as Sweden or United States these popular places cause the most knows what the name means
slysexual
One who acts gay in order to get close to a girl who they normally wouldn't be able to talk to then tries to turn the tables by saying that he's no longer gay to get with her. Slysexuals typically show a pattern of this tactic and unintentionally build a reputation for themselves making people believe they are in the closet. The opposite of a closeteer.
WTF?! I thought Peter was gay and now he apparently got with Ann, wow what a slysexual, somebody should call him out on that.
slysexual by TyCoLicious January 23, 2011
selsey
noun.
place on south-coast of the uk that was once an island (and now isn't, due to one long, windy, boy-racer killing road).
Absolute dump of a place to live really, island mentality and numerous annoying children who wish they lived in laahndon.
place on south-coast of the uk that was once an island (and now isn't, due to one long, windy, boy-racer killing road).
Absolute dump of a place to live really, island mentality and numerous annoying children who wish they lived in laahndon.
selsey by blahblahblah May 13, 2005
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