Selsh

Whatever you want it to be.

Matt: “You’re Selsh.”

Chris: “I know I’m amazing, thanks Matt.”

Selsh by sun3 August 23, 2020

Sesh Snake 

A so called “friend” who says that they cannot come out and “sesh”, yet proceeds to go out anyway, (most likely with a different group of friends). This behaviour is “snakey” and therefore the perpetrator is known as a “sesh snake”.

“Will is a right sesh snake! He said he wasn’t going to go out yet he woke up with sick in his sink and had no memory of his night.

Sesh Snake by Couldhavedroppedmycroissant March 15, 2018

jerk sesh 

slang for jerk-off session: the event; past, present, or future; where a male has allotted himself several minutes to several hours for nothing other than private, uninterrupted masturbation. A jerk sesh is typically accompanied by one or several forms of visually stimulating material i.e. internet pornography, magazines, movies, etc.

"Goodnight fellas. I'm gonna get in a quick jerk sesh then its off to bed..."

jerk sesh by Ladies got the ERJ December 26, 2011

Sesh-head 

A mad lad usually at a rave with a jaegerbomb and bottle of vodka in his/her hand, usually take pills or various other drugs such as cocaine or ketamine

Zac loves the sesh the sesh loves Zac. He’s such a sesh-head

Sesh-head by Zacster123 February 24, 2019

Choke Sesh

The idea that all your anger would be resolved if you can choke said person hard enough to get aggression out, but light enough to where the individual still lives. A choke sesh is necessary to put bitches in their place. A choke sesh is usually a fantasy women have regarding men who are little bitches.

Janine :He pissed me off so bad, I can't sleep.

Rae: Girl, a choke sesh would solve all your anger.

Janine:You right, you right

Choke Sesh by Rae$ February 7, 2017

Geek Sesh

To geek is to laugh or to have a quick feeling of amusement. A geek sesh happens when one or more persons (usually friends) are geeking for extended periods of time.

Man: Dude I was just geeking all last period
Friend: Sounds like you had a major "geek sesh" man

Geek Sesh by TrackVibes January 16, 2015

Garage Sesh

1 a night of bicycle (or some times motorcycle) maintenance usually involving beer.

2 a night in the garage on the pretence of fixing things but where very little gets done except drinking beer.

“Dude, that garage sesh got messy last night. Yeah, fuck all got fixed, I drank All the beer and fell off my bike on the way home!”

Garage Sesh by Minty666 August 1, 2020