Selmonk 

Synonym of homosexual.
A Selmonk is someones who's gayness is off the charts dawg.

"This bitch is not only a crate but she's a fucking Selmonk too"

Selmonk by nourinou January 29, 2020

selmon bhoi 

(a sarcastically misspelled version of the phrase Salman Bhai in Hindi, meaning brother Salman, as referred to by his fans) A term used to mock Bollywood actor Salman Khan, famous/infamous for his antics and is one of the highest paid actors in Bollywood. Generally used to mock the poor implementation of physics in his movies and a unique tendency to drive off the road. (If you get it, you're an Indian. If you don't, go Google it or sth idk)

Selmon bhoi and physics are absolute enemies.

selmon bhoi by nsn2635 July 15, 2021

Seamonkey 

One of the two sucessors (the other is Firefox) of the defunct Mozilla Application Suite.

Seamonkey is very similar to Mozilla.

Seamonkey by Tasty Butter December 25, 2007

sexmonkey

a sexual devient who enjoys animal booty. They will do anything for some pussy and that can sometimes mean that they have fucked animals, even plants sometimes. People laugh at how horny these people are, but really it is a disease.

Mark Carlson, the sexmonkey, will hae sex with just about anything, including his cat.

sexmonkey by cyrus N October 20, 2005

seamonkeys 

Usually found in products containing alcohol and chemical agents. Seamonkeys are small particles that form at the bottom of the bottle. If you shake the bottle you can see the seamonkey swirl.

John's beer was so old it had seamonkeys in it.

seamonkeys by phrek December 28, 2005

rabid seamonkey 

When you are fucking a bitch in the face and then you jump behind her to perform anal but your buddy holds her face to the bedsheets with the threat to dump an aquarium full of fish on her head, then when you cum he dumps it anyway.

"WTF are you doing?"
"Shutup you're gettin a rabid seamonkey"

rabid seamonkey by Ontario April 5, 2008

seamonkey 

A code word for the unpopular person that tries to fit in with the cool kids. Cool kids try and avoid this person at all costs.

When we heard "the seamonkey has my money" we all scattered to avoid having a face to face encounter with him.

seamonkey by vengstro June 27, 2006