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(a sarcastically misspelled version of the phrase Salman Bhai in Hindi, meaning brother Salman, as referred to by his fans) A term used to mock Bollywood actor Salman Khan, famous/infamous for his antics and is one of the highest paid actors in Bollywood. Generally used to mock the poor implementation of physics in his movies and a unique tendency to drive off the road. (If you get it, you're an Indian. If you don't, go Google it or sth idk)
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seamonkeys by phrek December 28, 2005
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When you are fucking a bitch in the face and then you jump behind her to perform anal but your buddy holds her face to the bedsheets with the threat to dump an aquarium full of fish on her head, then when you cum he dumps it anyway.
rabid seamonkey by Ontario April 5, 2008
seamonkey
A code word for the unpopular person that tries to fit in with the cool kids. Cool kids try and avoid this person at all costs.
When we heard "the seamonkey has my money" we all scattered to avoid having a face to face encounter with him.