Self-ish-ing: Occurs in the social networking world. An act of calling attention to one's self by posting a vague comment that entices people to ask you to elaborate.

It's a selfish post intended to fish for attention.

These are examples of selfishing posts:

1) "Man you wouldn't believe what just happened to me!"
2) "Oh my God. I can't believe this. Please send prayers..."
3) "Gee, I can't believe that someone would hurt someone like that"

Selfishing by MaxieD May 12, 2011

Related Words

Selfsting • Selfing • Selestino • selfieing • Sebasting • selecting • Selecting for shit • Selestine • Selexting • selfalingus

selfzing

The act of owning oneself.

<septor> i'm going to go get a pizza
<septor> bye 37
<twentynine> have fun with that, thunderthighs
<anthill> oo dis
<septor> you're jealous that my man boobs are bigger than any woman boobs you'll ever see
<twentynine> and you're just jealous that i get more cock than you
<septor> selfzing!

selfzing by septor January 23, 2005

selfalingus

Going down on oneself

Thanks to my yoga class, i've become a master in selfalingus

selfalingus by Manchu333 November 14, 2016

Selfing

The act of selfsucking, autofellatio

Hey did you see that guy selfing online tonite?

Selfing by able2selfsuck December 28, 2005

Selexting

The act of selectively ignoring texts. When you are in a texting or facebook messenger conversation and suddenly, without warning, the recipient's response is delayed significantly by at least 10 minutes or the conversation ends abruptly and you have no conversation closer.

I was just texting this guy I met on Ok Cupid and we were really getting into a good conversation and he just all of a sudden selexted me. I have no idea where he went it was like one minute he was there and then poof...disappeared.

Or -

I was texting my friend asking her if she wanted to go out. I didn't get a response so I decided to stay in. Now that I'm all comfy in my bed, she decides to respond and wants to go out. That bitch is selexting me!

Selexting by sayfromage May 18, 2014

selting

This family always speaks their opinion no matter what the consequences are, they are never scared to say hello to a stranger, and they all look identical!

That must be a group of Selting’s right there!

selting by HumanBeing November 18, 2020

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026