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selestino 

He is the sweetest person ever. Although very introverted if he loves you or trusts you enough will share his feelings. He barely opens up to ANYONE if he opens up to you you should feel grateful. He is really funny but secretly broken inside. He is very flirty and if he is being a tad mean it means he is flirting with you. He cares more about other people than himself. Doesn't put up with any bullshit and will throw hands if you hurt or talk trash about him or his loved one's. If you have a Selestino in your life be grateful and treasure him because he will be the best thing that ever happens to you.
Ily selestino <3
selestino by Very special hooman December 6, 2020
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Selestino 

Selestino will be the nicest person you'll ever meet! He always feels like he can't show emotion so he hides it. Selestino is a funny person but sometimes jokes about things to the next level. He will always be there for you and will only share his feelings if he truly trusts you or loves you. They can be very secretive at times too. They also are very good looking people and you should be grateful if you have a selestino in your life!
"Is that selestino? I heard he is really cool!"
Selestino by Very special hooman December 6, 2020

Demi Selestino

a young, beautiful woman with intelliegence, kindeness, and love <3.
Demi Selestino is going to register for the avon walk for breast cancer.
Demi Selestino by das032 February 3, 2010

dorito selection 

Scanning the depths of an open bag of Doritos in search for prey. Instead of the old or infirm, the hunter is after the Dorito weighted down with the most cheese.
Wife: Chet, the bag says that these Doritos are 20%

cheesier. I poured myself a bowl and I haven't

found a single one laden with what I would call

more cheese.

Hubby: Sorry Hun. I already got all the good ones. It's a

bad habit I learned as a freshman in college. You

had to use Dorito Selection in order to make sure

that you weren't short-changed while sharing a bag

with your roommates.
dorito selection by Genomatic September 23, 2009

Psychedelic Selection 

The process whereby organisms better adapted to their environment tend to survive and consume more drugs. The theory of its actions are dependant on legality, location, physical health, lung capacity, experience and local hemp-life. It is now regarded as the main process that brings about the evolution of the sesh and the drugs/subspecies/strains involved.

(Firstly used to describe the psychedelic ecosystem, this definition has since changed to include Cannabis and all other drugs by proxy).
Due to the illegal and hostile nature of London's black market, many o' dealers import intoxicating substances as well as producing their own native drugs. This combined with it's high population makes the citizens of London a good example of psychedelic selection. (especially when involving predators such as the wild pig).

Shot Selection

When you are going to blow your load on a girl but must decide pussy, ass, face or any part of her body.
I had 3 seconds left and my Shot Selection was limited to blowing my wad on her ass or in her crack.
Shot Selection by will bitten May 29, 2018

Natural-Selection 

A term for Darwin's theory, which is a nice way of saying, "that fucktard was too stupid to live anyway. At least he's out of the gene-pool now."
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Natural-Selection by Fatass February 12, 2003
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