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Self Centered 

1. A “I” person. A dickhead who only thinks of ones ideas
2. Thinks they are always right
3. Believes no one but themselves
4. Ariel
My plan. My idea. Self Centered bitch or bastard
Self Centered by In2me2 July 9, 2019

Self-centered 

Preoccupied with oneself and ones’s affairs.
“He’s far to self-centered to care what you do”
Self-centered by SkyLow June 9, 2018

Self-Centered 

What narrow minded people are since they are not able to believe everyone elses ideas but only their own.
P1: Why do people love to be self-centered?

P2: Because some people don't like to lose, they love to feel fact that they are never wrong and are HIGHER then everyone else. When in truth they are evil people that need to remove the cock from their ass and learn to accept the judgement from others and quit only thinking of their own ways and to take the judgement of other friends like my douchebag of a friend Eric and...

self centered 

A person who thinks the world revolves around them
P1: blah blah blahs so self centered all they talk about is themselves

P2: tru tru
self centered by skskskandioop69 October 31, 2019

narcissistic egotistical self centered vein know it all 

When someone is a little bitch boy who only cares about themself
They will pretend to care about you or other people but you know
Reyan and Ethan are total narcissistic egotistical self centered vein know it alls
they are always saying sum shit
LIKE BITCH YOU DONT KNOW EVERYTHING

Self Centered 

1. The asshole that won't offer a hand to anybody.
Phillip: "Hey David?"
David: "What do you want?"
Phillip: "Can I borrow your camera?"
David: "No! you'll scratch the lens and put finger prints allover my camera."
Phillip: "Jeez your really self centered!"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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