P1: Why do people love to be self-centered?

P2: Because some people don't like to lose, they love to feel fact that they are never wrong and are HIGHER then everyone else. When in truth they are evil people that need to remove the cock from their ass and learn to accept the judgement from others and quit only thinking of their own ways and to take the judgement of other friends like my douchebag of a friend Eric and...

Self-Centered by Eric Is a Psychopath July 20, 2005

self-centered

jason dunn, see Jason Dunn

P1: "What does self-centered mean dude?"
P2: "Jason Dunn...you didn't know that?"
P1: "Oh yeah, that faggot...damn"
P2: "Yeah dude, he's gay..small shlong too."

self-centered by mikey October 9, 2004

self-centered

nathan

"this guy is such a self-centered closeted gay guy that thinks everything is about him."

self-centered by thenyashmuncher December 6, 2025

Self Centered

1. A “I” person. A dickhead who only thinks of ones ideas
2. Thinks they are always right
3. Believes no one but themselves
4. Ariel

My plan. My idea. Self Centered bitch or bastard

Self Centered by In2me2 July 9, 2019

self centered

A person who thinks the world revolves around them

P1: blah blah blahs so self centered all they talk about is themselves

P2: tru tru

self centered by skskskandioop69 October 31, 2019

Self Centered

1. The asshole that won't offer a hand to anybody.

Phillip: "Hey David?"
David: "What do you want?"
Phillip: "Can I borrow your camera?"
David: "No! you'll scratch the lens and put finger prints allover my camera."
Phillip: "Jeez your really self centered!"

Self Centered by Nicholas Roberts March 30, 2008

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026