adj.
Being sexually and romantically attracted to one's self. It goes beyond just looking one's self in the mirror to check if everything is in place. It goes to the level of actually turning one's self on by doing nothing more than looking at their own self!
A person who is selfsexual may be seen actually flirting with themself in mirrors or becoming aroused by watching nakkid videos of just themself.
Dude One: Check out that chick creaming over herself!
Dude Two: Sheit, all the hot chicks here are either lebsian or selfsexual. We ain't getting any play here!
Dude One: No way! Selfsexual chicks are hella easy.
Joe has not had any interest in girls for the past month since his weight lifting had begun to show results. Some say he is now a selfosexual because he looks at himself in mirrors whenever he gets the chance.
A sexual orientation in which a woman or man can have physical sex with themselves and reach enough gratification that they do not require a sexual relationship with a partner.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*