Definitions by Langstoner

Selfsexual 

Loving yourself to the point where you are in a relationship with yourself intentionally, not allowing anyone else to be in a relationship with you.

"I heard George is a selfsexual! He loves himself so much!"

Selfsexual by Langstoner October 6, 2016

Messy Mile 

Making a Journey While Cross-Legged From Needing To Excrete

"So long story short, my toilet was blocked so I had to make a messy mile"

Messy Mile by Langstoner October 5, 2016