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sextressed 

1) The state of being under extreme sexual tension.
2) Needing sexual release.
I'm not as sexually frustrated as you fuck I am. I mean, I'm not as sexually frustrated as you fuck me please. I mean, fuck me. I mean, I'm not as sexually frustrated as you think I want sex. Sorry... I'm a bit sextressed.
sextressed by GGBbycakes August 11, 2012
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A waitress that you have sexual intercourse with in her anus and following the sex she takes a shit on your chest.
"dude what are you doing tonight"

"I'm chilling with Mandy, she is my shitress"

"way to go man"

sextress 

PN:word formed originally in the south of france by kimuchi pasta man, world leader and sex-god.
meaning:
1)one who overpowers current definitions of the word 'sexy' and continues to dominate until the end of time.
2)a sex fiend and/or slave; not to be mistaken for a whore
3)not for niggas, below average level intellegence, or uggos
4)one defined by her astonishing beauty
5)a name used in the bedroom when weirdos get kinky
Lacy is a total sextress. She's going to overtake universes with that, and it just isn't fair.

I'll be your sextress for the night.

*raspy old man voice* "HMMHMmm C'mere little sextress!"
sextress by Lacy Holt April 16, 2007
A skanky ass ho that loves to take shits.
Look at the chick...what a shitress
shitress by t -.- t April 20, 2005
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Blue Movie 

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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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