Seitress

Simply Beautiful

You're so Seitress

by Jack Blackson February 3, 2010

sextressed

1) The state of being under extreme sexual tension.
2) Needing sexual release.

I'm not as sexually frustrated as you fuck I am. I mean, I'm not as sexually frustrated as you fuck me please. I mean, fuck me. I mean, I'm not as sexually frustrated as you think I want sex. Sorry... I'm a bit sextressed.

by GGBbycakes August 11, 2012

shitress

A waitress that you have sexual intercourse with in her anus and following the sex she takes a shit on your chest.

"dude what are you doing tonight"

"I'm chilling with Mandy, she is my shitress"

"way to go man"

by Billy 'Blue Balls' Mays March 21, 2010

sextress

PN:word formed originally in the south of france by kimuchi pasta man, world leader and sex-god.
meaning:
1)one who overpowers current definitions of the word 'sexy' and continues to dominate until the end of time.
2)a sex fiend and/or slave; not to be mistaken for a whore
3)not for niggas, below average level intellegence, or uggos
4)one defined by her astonishing beauty
5)a name used in the bedroom when weirdos get kinky

Lacy is a total sextress. She's going to overtake universes with that, and it just isn't fair.

I'll be your sextress for the night.

*raspy old man voice* "HMMHMmm C'mere little sextress!"

by Lacy Holt April 16, 2007

shitress

A skanky ass ho that loves to take shits.

Look at the chick...what a shitress

by t -.- t April 20, 2005