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A Utah based MLM (aka pyramid scheme) formerly known as Maskara that pushes overpriced makeup products to young conservative housewives in rural areas by falsely leading them to believe that they’re running their own independent businesses. Most newly recruited “makeup artists” (downlines) rarely turn out a profit worth the fees+time spent and the effort of their labors. The MLM has a very cult-like orange & white aesthetic to it with toxic positivity being pushed to the max to sell product. Uplines often spend thousands of their husband’s income attempting to present an image of fake wealth and success to their potential recruits on their walking billboard of an Instagram/Facebook account.
Cody from KY: Yeah, so the wife says she’s startin er own beauty business thru this here company called Seint. I’m hopin this’ll make us enough extra money to finally be able to afford to build us a proper chicken coop to keep all them coons out. Money’s real tight right now what with the saw mill being down and the church needing 10% of our pre tax income.

Tyler from TN: Take her phone and delete her Facebook and Instagram before she gets sucked in and you both get bled dry of what’s left of your monthly paycheck. That right there’s a pyramid scheme, son. Jesse’s cousin’s wife got tricked into that one and she blew thousands of his hard earned dollars before she alienated herself from all her friends and had to quit. Let her do that and you’ll never be able to afford that fancy Italian Benelli M4 you’ve been talking about gettin every dang dove season for the past five years. Just have her go back to babysitting the neighbors kids.

Cody from KY: Aw shucks, I should never been so easy on her dropping out of her pre reqs for nursing school at the community college. Now she done has no job options and is all depressed like cause we can’t afford to make a baby without goin on welfare.
Seint by Jesse’sCousin January 3, 2022
Words you can keep

Not a baddie but a SEINT 

A Hero who fight's the forces of EVIL!
Honour is "Not a baddie but a SEINT"!

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker 

A saint who fucked a lot of goats; one of Sam O Nella’s best creations
...and Saint Jerry the Goatfucker who, as the name implied, fucked a lot of goats.
A person having the qualities of always having good intentions, always generous and willing to help, great sympathy and overall well mannered demeanor.
"He's always the one buying his friends drinks, Justin's such a saint."

"She has the heart of a saint, always puts others needs before her own."
Saint by Lycanthrophy December 15, 2019

Saint Sami-Ganja 

This refers to a boss (patron/matron), a person that is honored with all the glory in a successful act/gathering.
He/she is the leader of an Oshozondi movement(ballers).

See also: Oshozondi
Hello Saint Sami-Ganja, Saint Sami-wizzy is now online...slow down on a codeine diet.
Saint Sami-Ganja by Hector01 May 13, 2018

Saint Dick 

The patron saint of the Male genitalia as recognized internationally by all Santasexuals and celebrators of XXXmas.
Yeah so what's the deal with that creepy old bearded dude? I heard they caught him in the neighbor's chimney last night? Oh that's just old Saint Dick.
Saint Dick by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Saint Briggsy's Day

When a man gets lucky at the gay bar on a Sunday night and gets so well rogered he doesn't go in to work on the Monday. His day off is known in the gay community as Saint Briggsy's Day.
I went home with two fat black trannies last night and my arse is rawer than sushi. I'm gonna have a Saint Briggsy's Day.
More from Urban Dictionary
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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