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Seint

A Utah based MLM (aka pyramid scheme) formerly known as Maskara that pushes overpriced makeup products to young conservative housewives in rural areas by falsely leading them to believe that they’re running their own independent businesses. Most newly recruited “makeup artists” (downlines) rarely turn out a profit worth the fees+time spent and the effort of their labors. The MLM has a very cult-like orange & white aesthetic to it with toxic positivity being pushed to the max to sell product. Uplines often spend thousands of their husband’s income attempting to present an image of fake wealth and success to their potential recruits on their walking billboard of an Instagram/Facebook account.
Cody from KY: Yeah, so the wife says she’s startin er own beauty business thru this here company called Seint. I’m hopin this’ll make us enough extra money to finally be able to afford to build us a proper chicken coop to keep all them coons out. Money’s real tight right now what with the saw mill being down and the church needing 10% of our pre tax income.

Tyler from TN: Take her phone and delete her Facebook and Instagram before she gets sucked in and you both get bled dry of what’s left of your monthly paycheck. That right there’s a pyramid scheme, son. Jesse’s cousin’s wife got tricked into that one and she blew thousands of his hard earned dollars before she alienated herself from all her friends and had to quit. Let her do that and you’ll never be able to afford that fancy Italian Benelli M4 you’ve been talking about gettin every dang dove season for the past five years. Just have her go back to babysitting the neighbors kids.

Cody from KY: Aw shucks, I should never been so easy on her dropping out of her pre reqs for nursing school at the community college. Now she done has no job options and is all depressed like cause we can’t afford to make a baby without goin on welfare.
by Jesse’sCousin January 3, 2022
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Not a baddie but a SEINT

A Hero who fight's the forces of EVIL!
Honour is "Not a baddie but a SEINT"!
by SEINTHONOUR July 27, 2023
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Saint Jerry the Goatfucker

A saint who fucked a lot of goats; one of Sam O Nella’s best creations
...and Saint Jerry the Goatfucker who, as the name implied, fucked a lot of goats.
by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021
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Saint

A person having the qualities of always having good intentions, always generous and willing to help, great sympathy and overall well mannered demeanor.
"He's always the one buying his friends drinks, Justin's such a saint."

"She has the heart of a saint, always puts others needs before her own."
by Lycanthrophy December 15, 2019
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Saint Sami-Ganja

This refers to a boss (patron/matron), a person that is honored with all the glory in a successful act/gathering.
He/she is the leader of an Oshozondi movement(ballers).

See also: Oshozondi
Hello Saint Sami-Ganja, Saint Sami-wizzy is now online...slow down on a codeine diet.
by Hector01 May 13, 2018
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Saint Dick

The patron saint of the Male genitalia as recognized internationally by all Santasexuals and celebrators of XXXmas.
Yeah so what's the deal with that creepy old bearded dude? I heard they caught him in the neighbor's chimney last night? Oh that's just old Saint Dick.
by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020
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Saint Briggsy's Day

When a man gets lucky at the gay bar on a Sunday night and gets so well rogered he doesn't go in to work on the Monday. His day off is known in the gay community as Saint Briggsy's Day.
I went home with two fat black trannies last night and my arse is rawer than sushi. I'm gonna have a Saint Briggsy's Day.
by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 11, 2006
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