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Seekins

The most intelligent being to ever exist. Unless your first name is Nathan.
Man, I am such as seekins.
by Seekins August 12, 2022
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Baby Skull Seeking Bullet

A type of bullet that will hit the nearest baby skull when fired out of a gun. It was been seen on WKUK and was used by Trevor Moore to shoot a member of the Baby Skull Gang (who had a baby skull necklace). However, the bullet hit a live baby that was a bit closer to him instead. There are debates on whether this type of bullet should be made illegal. However, they have been known to stop members of the Baby Skull Gang, who may one day take over the world by raping churches and burning women.
Dude: WHOA! Is that a baby skull seeking bullet?

Guy: Totes Mcgotes!

Dude: Alright, well keep it away from my baby sister.

Guy: Will do, brah!
by Sparklyplatypus June 5, 2011
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A small to huge piece of advanced male weaponry capable of delivering enormous payloads to a hot target.
When my girlfriend came home too drunk to shag, my heat-seeking moisture missile never got off the launching pad and had to be put in storage.
by bookfraud April 1, 2015
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trauma seeking behavior

Person engaged in a dangerous act with the most likely conclusion is their ending up a patient in a trauma unit.
An idiot riding a wheelie down the interstate at 70 mph with no helmet.

"Rick must be drunk, wrestling an alligator is trauma seeking behavior."
by keifermail August 21, 2008
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Cock Seeking Missile

1. A slag, slut, tramp, ho.

2. A female who has had more penises inside her than a pair of old men's hire trousers.
Dan: "Mate, you've not had a shag in ages."

Jimmy: "Yeah I know, I've got a definite chance with that cock seeking missile over there though."
by SoloKong November 25, 2010
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Validation Seeking Behavior

Describes an action that is seeking external approval from others; typically to solve some deep-rooted childhood trauma.
That girl is exhibiting validation seeking behavior by posting half-naked selfies on Instagram all day.
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
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fame-seeking missile

An expression used to describe a person who will stop at nothing in an attempt to become or remain famous, even if that means humiliating themselves, betraying their friends, endangering their children, disgracing humanity, etc.
Recent examples of fame-seeking missiles have sold the story of their affairs with married celebrities, released sex tapes, photos, voicemails, and sexts, posed naked, posed semi-naked with Kermit the frog, pretended to launch their kid in a balloon, had 10 cosmetic surgeries in one day, compromised national security at a state dinner, wrote a tell-all, had a litter of kids, checked into rehab, PRehab, or mehab, quit her job as governor, took a punch in the face on camera, had the last name Lohan, and, of course, agreed to be filmed for a reality show.
by daisydoesit July 20, 2010
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