Sedgley

The most sigma male ever. He's tall, and will always push you to be the best version of yourself. His GYAT can't help but to amaze you, and you can't help it but to stare in AWEEE. He's generally a coach, teacher, or a construction worker, but other professions apply as well. He is the one and only... SEDGEMASTER.

Sawyer: "Look at that GYAT!"

Dre: "Dude it's so big!"
Isaac Soto: "It's because he's a SEDGLEY."

Sedgley by Cristofer "Pichon0202" Rendon March 14, 2024

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Sedgeley

a kind of friend who you will end up having a crush on. He will try to let you down as gently as possible, but will eventually resort to just ignoring you. but it hurts a little more when he ignores you because he's friends with all of your friends so your always in the same friend group. he will eventually go back to being your friend after you take weeks to try and convince him you don't like him anymore, even though you secretly do. Aside from that, hes SUPER nice and funny and an awesome friend to have. you'll want him around ALL the time.

Aaliyah: I know Sedge is our friend , but, he cute
Sedgeley: Oh... uh..

Aaliyah: Nevermind, i was (cough) joking... T_T

Sedgeley by Papi Chris June 1, 2018