A unspoken society that has no geographical or cultural boundaries, so members are found worldwide. Commonly they can be found vibing front left of the dance floor of electronic music events and clubs. An all-knowing look, as your souls become one with the bass can confirm eternal membership of the SSSC.

N.B. People can be really awesome but not necessarily apart of the SSSC. If you know you know, you know?

The DJ dropped a banger and I locked eyes with another chick on the dfloor. In that moment, I knew - she was apart of the Secret Society of Sick Cunts (SSSC).

Secret Society of Sick Cunts (SSSC) by bakedgoods22 July 1, 2021

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Secret Societies

Just a bunch of people getting together, doing stuff, and then not telling other people about it

I heard that Jeffrey's in the Knights Templar 2, it's one of those secret societies.

Secret Societies by bees on pie April 7, 2017

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Safeway Secret Society

1. A secret society comprised of people owning a safeway club card that they regularly carry with them.

2. The largest, most powerful organization in the entire world.

Bouncer:I.D. please.
Society member: It's ok I'm part of the Safeway secret society (as he flashes his safeway club card).

Officer: do you know how fast you were going?
Society member: do you know I'm a member of the safeway secret society? (as he flashes his safeway club card)

Safeway Secret Society by Penis McPherson December 27, 2007

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