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Secret soviet 

This is when shove an open bottle of vodka in someones ass!
Hey nickolai, last night i gave my girl a secret soviet.
Secret soviet by GENERAL_GNOME April 11, 2021
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Andie's Secret Society 

A secret society ran by Andie (unfunny person), also known as A.S.S
I'm going to join Andie's Secret Society!

Secret Societies 

societies that work in secret that plan to take over the world,Wealthy people are members; see Illuminati, Skull and Bones, Bilderberg, Freemasons
Secret Societies must be stopped
Secret Societies by ac January 16, 2004

secret society 

A cult that observes random people. They believe in Hyunbinism
he was observed by the secret society .....
secret society by Dark Yoon October 2, 2020

Secret Society of Sick Cunts (SSSC) 

A unspoken society that has no geographical or cultural boundaries, so members are found worldwide. Commonly they can be found vibing front left of the dance floor of electronic music events and clubs. An all-knowing look, as your souls become one with the bass can confirm eternal membership of the SSSC.

N.B. People can be really awesome but not necessarily apart of the SSSC. If you know you know, you know?
The DJ dropped a banger and I locked eyes with another chick on the dfloor. In that moment, I knew - she was apart of the Secret Society of Sick Cunts (SSSC).

Secret Societies 

Just a bunch of people getting together, doing stuff, and then not telling other people about it
I heard that Jeffrey's in the Knights Templar 2, it's one of those secret societies.
Secret Societies by bees on pie April 7, 2017

Safeway Secret Society 

1. A secret society comprised of people owning a safeway club card that they regularly carry with them.

2. The largest, most powerful organization in the entire world.
Bouncer:I.D. please.
Society member: It's ok I'm part of the Safeway secret society (as he flashes his safeway club card).

Officer: do you know how fast you were going?
Society member: do you know I'm a member of the safeway secret society? (as he flashes his safeway club card)
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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