Second cuming
When the receptive sexual partner receives another insemination after cleaning out the previous load(s) from their respective orifices
Second cuming by Professionalpig May 26, 2026
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the second cuming
the second cuming by Dylan Micheals January 20, 2018
Second Cumming of Christ
This is the catastrophic event of judgement where Jesus reveals that the last res-erection was only a pre-cumming and that only the raunchious will sexperience true salivation.
Second Cumming of Christ by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020
the second cumming
after being creampied in the butt, the lady goes on a shits the jizz out on some dudes pillow as an act of revenge, thus experiencing a the second cumming
After have butt sex with the crazy bitch from kent, she went to her boyfriends place and left him the second cumming.
the second cumming by the amazing trifecta (jdb/bsr) April 27, 2010
The Second Coming
After you've taken a shit and are ready to leave the bathroom, you are struck with a crucifixion of your internal organs causing you to shit a second time and repeat the pooping process over again.
"I was about to leave the bathroom when all the sudden The Second Coming took place upon my bowels."
The Second Coming by Backhand Blasphemy January 1, 2017
Second Cumming
When a girl is giving a guy a blow job and when he jizzes in her mouth, he makes her laugh and the jizz comes out her nose.
Second Cumming by The Black God 69 May 22, 2011
the second cumming
Mike: "So did you get some last night after the party?"
Steve: "Yeah bro! This chick was crazy!"
Mike: "Did she let you get the second cumming??"
Steve: "Yeah! After I finished the first time she still wanted more!"
Steve: "Yeah bro! This chick was crazy!"
Mike: "Did she let you get the second cumming??"
Steve: "Yeah! After I finished the first time she still wanted more!"
the second cumming by RandomBlackGuy40 November 3, 2011
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