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When someone is of a very short height and often resembles a dwarf/hobbit
Oi look it’s seagle he’s such a midget
Seagle by sazzzzz December 31, 2020

seagle poop 

slang for ejaculation. When a seagle poops, it is a white creamy mixture usually landing on the faces of young girls, thus comparing it to seman.
Steezy: hey bruh what you do last night?
James: mann i was at her house seagle poop 'n on mommas.
seagle poop by jj brown January 9, 2008

seagle queen 

a person who attracks seagles by feeding them and/or caring for them. a excellent example of a seagle queen would be sukhmani sodhi of brampton.
Hey sukhmani you are such a seagle queen stop attracting those disese birds!
seagle queen by SKANJI August 24, 2006

steven seagle 

after ejaculating into your partners mouth, chop them in the neck forcing them to swallow a mouthful semen
she didnt want to swallow so i gave her a steven seagle
steven seagle by maxir colona June 12, 2009

screaming seagle

while engaging in intercourse on the beach, the man places his dick in the sand and sticks it back in his partner.
We were on the beach last night and we tried the screaming seagle, it really hurt.
screaming seagle by Clutter January 16, 2008

Chubby seagle 

When you cum in a girl's ass and then she shits the cum on your forhead while squawking like a seagle.
We were having sex on the beach last night, and she finished off by giving me the chubby seagle.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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