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shitmonkey 

1. Sneaky, underhanded, aggravating person; 2. Brown-nosing toady.
1. "Hey, did you steal my lunch, you shitmonkey?" 2. "Better kiss more ass, shitmonkey, if you want that promotion."
shitmonkey by King Mob May 20, 2004
A cross between a schmuck and a monkey.
That cop was acting like a real schmonkey, shouting, jumping around and flailing his arms.
Schmonkey by 202101 December 24, 2010

slutmonkey 

One who is addicted to sex. Straight up, doggy style, in private or in the handicap stall at Red Lobster; no orifice is off limits. Hanging from a swing above a Casioo keyboard is a preferred starting point.
Damn, Suzy started tonguing me before we were finished with our crab cakes. What a slutmonkey!
slutmonkey by rwwells September 9, 2010

holy shitmonkeys 

something to yell when no other interjections is suitable for the crazy amazing thing you may have just witnessed
Jack: Holy shitmonkeys! Did you see that truck flip over and explode over there?

Jill: Yeah that was freaking crazy!
holy shitmonkeys by TheKatherine92 November 8, 2011

scut monkey

A medical student or resident forced to do mindless work by a supervising physician.
"Dr. Wilson won't let you help with the delivery; he'll just use you as a scut monkey."
scut monkey by Ron Malzer November 29, 2007

Smutmonkey 

Noun.

1. A person with a strong, uninhibited sexual appetite.

2. A person who regularly engages in crass, sexually explicit conversations.

3. A person who flings smut around like a monkey flings sh*t.
#1: Oh man, I couldn't stop this girl talking about snow jobs last night.

#2: Yeah, she is such a filthy smutmonkey! I love it!
Smutmonkey by Satouk November 30, 2009