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southern alteration of the word scared
scured by Anonymous March 15, 2003
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When a homie or a bitch gets scured yo. Slang for "scared".
Buddy fawwk, that little bitch boy got scured when I taxed him yo!
Scured by Surrey Jack Yo May 26, 2011

Scared Skinny 

To have dieted to the point of being unattractive, but ironically the dieter in question was only dieting to look MORE attractive.

To look like one has an eating disorder.

Beyond skinny-fat, this person is scared skinny, so as not to endure the pain of being labeled fat, lazy or repulsive, this person has went to extremes to reach an unattractively low weight that is neither healthy, sustainable or sexy in any way.
Example 1

DUDE #1: Did you see the chick that just walked by, she was hot!

DUDE #2: Are you kidding? She looked scared skinny.

DUDE #1: Oh that's right, you like your women bootylicious.

DUDE #2: And you like your women anorexic. Be a real man bro and learn how to handle a real woman!

Example 2

Award-winning playwright and author Mary Dimino claims to have been "Scared Skinny" in her New York International Fringe solo show and best selling book.
Scared Skinny by PacePPR April 16, 2013

need a diaper scared

This is an experience so frightening that you will soil yourself and need a diaper!
If that chute fails on you soldier you will be need a diaper scared!

Bag Secured 

meaning you've been on your shit, getting money.
My future looking good because my bag secured.
Bag Secured by mayvenn January 5, 2017
A person who abuses their staff powers so he can start shit and be a dick. Fires his best staff members and hires pieces of shit in their place. Confirmed to have Down's Syndrome. Sees his players as dollar signs rather than people. Douchebag
Wow, that guy is acting like a total SecuredMC!
SecuredMC by Stephen_Hawking July 25, 2014
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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