Scunce

Its like a skunk but better. It has jiraf peepee!!

Connor is a scunce!!

by LILCHRISS January 22, 2019

the scunge

one of the 15 horse powers

three out of the 15 horse powers include horse levitation, horse pyrokinesis and the scunge

by totallynotahorse October 21, 2019

Scunnert

General state of boredom and fed up ness. Used when you really cannot be bothered, also when you have just accomplished a big task that has knackered you. Used mainly in the north east of Scotland

"I'm fair scunnert the day"

by Sharyn April 3, 2007

Go eat a banger ya reeky scunner!

Scottish insult. Literally means go suck a dick you smelly low life

Head boys approach Ollie's house and demand he gives them free food
Ollie "Go eat a banger ya reeky scunner!"

by mrperson123 December 13, 2018

Scunted

An Australian saying used to describe getting in trouble / getting yelled at.

"I stole a few darts from Uncle Nigel's ute this morning"
"Oh that was you? He scunted me for it!"

by Nangman69 January 8, 2019

scunnered

A Scots word used to mean that you are world weary, down-trodden, and thoroughly bereft of any lust for life when these words and expressions are simply too inadequate to signify the magnitude of your slide into "shitdom".

"Having to pay 550 euros to the locksmith on an emergency call out really scunnered him."

by ponteefex March 23, 2009

scunge

A compound word of scum and grunge, referring to a slimy-textured area of filth.

I was at the Iggy Azalea concert last night. She bent over right in front of me -- I've never seen scunge like that.

by Dharma Midget November 5, 2014