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Scumfished 

The need to breathe air when the face is in a confined space.
Snuggling up between the duvet/partner and need to come up for air or remove covers/partner from face so you can breathe more easily! eg, "phew, I'm gonna have to move I'm getting scumfished"
Scumfished by A Princess July 18, 2009
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That hotel is bit too scumish for my taste.
scumish by Squir of Pegallon August 3, 2016

scumamish 

1. (noun): a yummy amish person
2. (verb): The act of eating a yummy amish person
3. (adj): A person who is delicious yet is amish
4. (adv): doing something amish-related but in a delicious manner (add ly)
(1) Look over there, I just want to eat the scumamish man!
(2) We are scumamishing for dinner tonight.
(3) I don't know if you are amish, but you are a scumamish person.
(4) You run scumamishly.
scumamish by =)->-<!!!!!!!!! April 15, 2011
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026