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Scum rug

A name for a certain type of haircut that is business in the front and party in the back. Most of the time of which resembles pubic hair and is poorly taken care of. Scum rugs often attract a specific audience of cocky, doofy kids with American flag hats or jean jackets.
"what the crap does that kid have on his head?"

"Oh that's a scum rug"

"Why are those things coming back I swear!"
by Chickdoesweirdstuff November 26, 2025
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Scum rug grease

A substance that leeches out of one's mullet almost exclusively on males aged 13-19.
"what the crap is on that kids head?"

"Oh, it's a scum rug"

"The dude looks wet!"

"Oh yeah that's the Scum rug grease"
by Chickdoesweirdstuff November 26, 2025
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