Chickdoesweirdstuff's definitions

Retarding

When your cat gets the zoomies and winds up breaking things

What was that crash!?
Oh that's just peanut being a douchebag

He's retarding

by Chickdoesweirdstuff May 22, 2024

The Gaybees

A type of insect that attaches to you upon contact with a redhead resulting in extreme life threatening

Homosexuality

Ew why is he walking all zesty

Oh he's got The Gaybees

by Chickdoesweirdstuff November 21, 2025

The Gaybees

A type of insect that attaches itself to you upon contact with a redhead resulting in extreme life threatening homosexuality

"Ew why is he walking all zesty"
"Oh, he has The Gaybees"

by Chickdoesweirdstuff November 21, 2025

Scum rug grease

A substance that leeches out of one's mullet almost exclusively on males aged 13-19.

"what the crap is on that kids head?"

"Oh, it's a scum rug"

"The dude looks wet!"

"Oh yeah that's the Scum rug grease"

by Chickdoesweirdstuff November 26, 2025

Scum rug

A name for a certain type of haircut that is business in the front and party in the back. Most of the time of which resembles pubic hair and is poorly taken care of. Scum rugs often attract a specific audience of cocky, doofy kids with American flag hats or jean jackets.

"what the crap does that kid have on his head?"

"Oh that's a scum rug"

"Why are those things coming back I swear!"

by Chickdoesweirdstuff November 26, 2025