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When your bagel doesn't have cream cheese on it.
"He has a scum bagel".
"Yeah, won't even let him but cream cheese on it".
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by Brian4reel November 27, 2016
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Something that a moron comes up with to just say he put something on here
Brian: guys I found scum bagel on here
Dakota: you are a scum bagel , your dumb ass put it in here
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by CLoyurnrttehss December 03, 2016
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